we are guilty,

we are beyond hope

we beg to differ

we are a terminal case

press darlings, press darlings, press darlings

press darlings, press darlings

we depress the press darlings

we're on the outside

but we're not looking in

we are the vaseline gang

we don't play your little games

press darlings, press darlings, press darlings

press darlings, press darlings

we depress the press darlings

and if evil be the food of genius

there aren't many demons around

if passion ends in fashion

Nick Kent is the best-dressed man in town

are we different? - no

we are exactly the same

there are no boxes for us

the ones you love to hate - so read on!

press darlings, press darlings, press darlings

press darlings, press darlings

we depress the press darlings

and if evil be the food of genius

there aren't many demons around

if passion ends in fashion

Bushell is the best-dressed man in town

(you can say that again, the scruffy sod!)

press darlings, press darlings, press darlings

press darlings, press darlings

we depress -

press darlings, press darlings, press darlings

press darlings, press darlings

we are the press darlings

the press darlings

the press darlings

the press darlings

(AND they tell fibs!)