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How the fuck he got an Oscar?

Passed out in his red Mazda

With his fucking head in his pasta

In the parking lot of Kmart plaza

'Cross from the Red Lobster

Looking like the Loch Ness Monster

Dressed like a cross-dressed mobster

Talk is cheap, it costs less to gossip

I'll prolly be a lot less hostile

If you snots kept your schnozzes out the air holes

You'll get fucked in all seven holes

Ass, mouth, pussy, yeah, both ears and, ha, yes, nostrils

At the OzzFest with Nas

Bumping Das EFX in a wrecked up Datsun

And dropped two extra strength Watson Vicodin out my pocket

They cost less

I'm a hot mess

'Cause I tripped and got my head stuck

In a wasps nest in the process, awesome

Drunk as fuck, one sock

Pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves

But I keep dropping my fucking binoculars

Got two fucking Hydroxycuts

And four oxi’s stuck in my esophagus

These three lesbian little stocky sluts

Thought I swallowed two hockey pucks

Started screaming "serves you right you cocky fuck

That's what you get for mocking us

Ain't as cool as you thought you was"

Bitch, all I did when I walked up was have my dick in a sock

Said it's a sock puppet

So no strings attached

You can all suck it

Chicka, get it, ah fuck it

Shit’s bout to get as hairy as motherfucking Chewbaca's nuts, cocksuckers