Take a Sexy Picture of Me

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Ever since I was a little girl
I only wanted to be sexy
Nine years old
Tryna wax my legs with tape

There were some things only I can see
A little spot that can’t be lifted
On my left hand
Dig in like a car key

So you see
I’ve been having a horrible time
Of late, I get none of your sympathy
But all of the pain hits
And the fog lifts
And then it’s too much for therapy

Oh baby heed my solution
And take a sexy picture
Take a sexy picture of me
And make me look 16

Listen
I did the butcher, I did the baker
I did the home and the family maker
I did school girl fantasies
Oh, I did leg things and hand stuff
And single woman banter
Now tell me what was in it for me?

Oh, I’ve been having a horrible time
Of late, I get none of your sympathy
But all of the pain hits
And the fog lifts
And then it’s too much for therapy

Oh baby heed my solution
And take a sexy picture
Take a sexy picture of me
And make me look 15

You haven’t looked at me the same
Since I turned 27
Where goes my potential
Oh she’s up in heaven
Rest in peace to any chance of me
Dating within the station
Ah-ah, ooh-ooh, ah-ah, ooh-ooh

No doctor or Pope can grant diagnosis
I've peeled through the forums
There's no cure for old sis
But here's a message to the party girls
Dragged out by their ankles
I'm here if you need me, deep in your afters

I’ve been having a horrible time
Of late, I get none of your sympathy
But all of the pain hits
And the fog lifts
And then it’s too much for therapy

Oh baby heed my solution
And take a sexy picture
Take a sexy picture
Take a sexy picture
Can’t you see me wither
Take a sexy picture of me

And make me look 14
Or like 10
Or like five
Or like two
Like a baby
Whoever it is that you’re gonna love so you’ll be nice to me