Super Hyperspastic

Dad, I think I'm gay

These guys are beautiful all day

Mom, I'm your new daughter

God only knows my girlfriends are so ashamed

Oh, ohh

Oh yeah

Oh

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you

Dad, I'm still on drugs

And I'm more popular than ever before

Mom, I'm so depressed

I'm popping so much prozac

Doctors are impressed

Oh, oh

Oh, yeah

Oh

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

Oh yeah

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you