She's My Best Friend

She's my best friend

Certainly not the average girl

She's my best friend

Understands me when I'm fallin

down, down, down

Oh it hurts to be that way

Down, down, down

Oh it hurts to know

That that kind of fellah

is a newspaper Joe

Dropped his teeth on the floor

Caught his hand in the door

Guess that's the way that things go

If you want to see me

Sorry but I'm not around

If you want to be me

Turn around I'm by the window

where the light is

She's my best friend

Better than a dog or car

She's my best friend

Understands me when I'm fallin

down, down, down

Oh it hurts to be that way

Down, down, down

Oh it hurts to know

that that kinda fellah

Is a Mulberry Jane

She made jam when she came

Somebody cut off her feet

Now the jelly rolls in the street

If you want to see me

Sorry but I'm not around

If you want to be me

Turn around I'm by the window

where the light is

She's my best friend

Certainly not the average girl

She's my best friend

Understands me when I'm fallin...

Fallin down

Fallin down...