Santa's A Fat Bitch

Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling

Horses, horses, horses, horses.

Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling (gunshot)

Santa Claus suck my balls

Drunk as hell rinking bells at the malls

Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid

I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh

I sat around all night under the chimney

Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme"

I know that he's commin, he's commin he must

Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.

Turn on my tv the very next day

I see your gettin payed leadin the parade

I'm that sniper on the buildin

Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch

(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)

Another year and I aint get shit

(Another year I aint get shit)

If I hear him land on my roof

(Ohh my undertaker)

I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

Yeah I got somthin to say about St. Nick

Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit

No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal,

So I eat it, cuz there ain't nuttin in the cubbards

So I'll be quick, quick and brief

Alls I need for Christmas is my two front teeth

I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth

I need a few new ones could you help me out

Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak

No kinda gift I didn't get shit

Some say I was bad but that wasn't it

It's all because, Santas a fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch

(Santa fuck you cuz your a hoe)

Another year and I ain't got shit

(Another year I ain't get shit)

If I hear him land on my roof

I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

"Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf thats the ghettoo.

Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything."

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Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-ling horses, horses, horses, horses

Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been?

I see you got cookies and milk on your chin