Redneck School Of Technology

I'm draggin' everybody down

But being healthy's just a big drag anyway

I'm startin' to reconsider things

I'm gonna live like a trucker without his uppers every day

Me and mom sit and talk all night about

Peace and love and politics

And the millionaires we'll be someday

My momma told me something once

She told me something, I forget what it was

Ronny Van Zandt's ghost lives inside of me

But he just sits there

I don't know what he does

I'm leaving everything behind

Except my mind and my valentine if I got time

Gonna go to some redneck town where

They hold class in the middle of the night

If my school had burned to the ground

I would've gotten smarter sooner

And you know that's right.