Pyramania

There are pyramids in my head
There' s one underneath my bead
And my lady' s getting cranky
Every possible location
Has a simple explanation
And it isn' t hanky-panky

I had read somewhere in a book, they improve all your food and your wine
It said, that everything you grow in your garden would taste pretty fine
Instead, all I ever get is a pain in the neck and a
Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

I' ve consulted all the sages

I could find in the yellow pages
But there aren' t many of them
And the Mayan panoramas
On my pyramid pajamas
Haven' t helped my little problem

I' ve been told someone in the know can be sure that his luck is as
Good as gold, money in the bank and you don' t even pay for it
If you fold, a dollar in the shape of the pyramid
That' s printed on the back

I had read, somewhere in a book, they improve all your food and wine
I' d been told, someone in the know can be sure of his good luck
And it' s no lie, all you really need is a little bit of paramedic help