Michelle's Farm

Tee ha oh shut up you pig fucker you're so ugly
Adam, you look like a zebra your mother's a zebra
Why don't you get a haircut farm boy?

Fuck the chickens I don't like milk
Fuck the chickens I don't like milk

Barnyard stoats raid the pen if you don't shoot 'em
They'll do it again fuck the chickens
I don't like milk fuck the chickens
I don't like milk farmer Joe fucks a cow

He likes it so much he sucks a sow
Now you, everyday I'm going to school
I wish I could be satisfied, but it's hogwash

Fuck the chickens I don't like milk now
Fuck the chickens I don't like milk

Barnyard Bob mows the field

Sees how much wheat will yield

Fuck the chickens I don't like milk now
Fuck the chickens I don't like milk

Barnyard stoats raid the pen if you don't shoot 'em
They'll do it again and everyday I'm going to school
I wish that I could find gratitude but it's hog wash

Fuck the chickens I don't like milk now
Fuck the chickens I don't like milk

Barnyard stoats raid the pen if you don't shoot 'em
They'll do it again

Fuck the chickens I don't like milk now
Fuck the chickens I don't like milk
Fuck the chickens I don't like milk now
Fuck the chickens I don't like milk

Now me everyday I'm riding to school
I'm learning a bunch of brainwash it's hogwash