I've Got Two Legs

by Monty Python

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ANNOUNCER: And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing, for you, I've got two legs.

GILLIAM: (clears throat)

Hmmmmmmm

I've got two legs

from my hips to the ground

and when I move them they walk around

and when I lift them they climb the stairs

and when I shave them they ain't got hairs

I've got two---

(gunshot)

AHH

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