I Am The Walrus

A young Watusi watches 'I Love Lucy'
And I think, "What can this mean?"
A goat goes to school and makes us look like fools
And I think, "What can this mean?"

They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!

Sold my niece to Edwin Meese
And I wonder what life's about
Talked of tires while your dog caught fire
And I wonder what life's about

They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!

Yeah! Some nights I'm lying in bed wonderin' what would happen
If Nancy Sinatra suddenly freaked out and climbed a tree and decided
She doesn't want to do 'These Boots are Made for Walking' any more
And all she ever wanted to do for the rest of her natural life was
Hum the 'Theme from Swat'

They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!

Poke out your eyes and move to Portland
Kill your wife and move to Portland
Burn down your home and move to Portland
Come on everybody! We're movin' to Portland

They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Yeah I am the walrus!